Amai Liu's Got Talent!

This is kinda like American Idol, but with fucking and sucking instead of boring songs sung by boring people. Sounds a lot better, right? We agree. No Simon. No Paula. No whatshisname or whatshername. Just some phony guy who's giving auditions for singers. Along comes 18-year-old Amai Liu, and she's gonna sing so well, you're not gonna believe it until you see it, so we're not gonna tell you. Bottom line: Amai Liu can't sing at all. But she does manage to pass this audition. How? Howdya think?