If you're looking for a profession in which you can get laid a lot, you could become an actor. Or a doctor. Or a politician.
Or a pool boy.
Yeah, pool boy, because judging by the porn videos we've seen, they get all the action. Here, Dee Dee Derian, who recently turned 50, is watching the pool boy do his job. She's wearing a skimpy one-piece and rubbing herself.
"Hey, pool boy, come in here," she calls out. "It's raining and I think you've done enough outdoors work."
She asks the pool boy if he can please her. "I think so," he says.