Just another day at the office? No way! Not when Lisa Canon is working there. Who has time for business? That's a waste of energy when Lisa is waiting to get down and dirty. Desks are too uncomfortable for Lisa to get screwed on so why fuck on them when there's a nice, plush chair nearby! If more businesses allowed on-the-job sex, the production levels would rise and workers would be happier and more fulfilled and would completely forget about asking for a raise. The only raise they'd get would be the one in their pants. That's sound economic theory to us; let the naysayers and morality police say what they want. Get a gal like Lisa Canon in every office say we. Which reminds your editors of a funny story about something that happened to Lisa in an office. "Once at a job interview. This was when I was really young. I dropped out of school so I needed to go get a job.