Ruby Gets Her Man

Nobody ever said life was fair. Let's say you're out shopping on a hot day. You're by yourself and horny from watching all of the hot women go by. You unzip your fly and say to yourself, "I need a woman." Chances are, one isn't going to materialize out of thin air to take you back to her apartment. It just doesn't work that way. If you're a man. But let's say you're a sexy Latin chick like Ruby Rodriguez. After a day of shopping, she's just walking around when she decides to unbutton a few of the top buttons of her shirt. Then she says "I need a young guy." Poof! One materializes out of nowhere, driving an SUV and ready to take her back to his place. You see, that's the difference between men and women. Women, especially ones who look like Ruby, can get it almost any time they want. Is that fair? No. It's not. But at least we get to watch and enjoy.